#1 Just Dating?
That’s right someone is NOT “just married” but “JUST dating”. Who is this, the ’40-Year-Old Virgin’?
#2 Making Nutty Faces
Joking around and making funny faces is common in couples, but taking it to a semi-formal affair? Well, that’s a sign of a real nutter.
#3 Psycho Lover
Stay far away! Psycho lover could be one step away from being a psycho killer.
#4 Mother In Sheep’s Clothing
When her maternal instinct kicks in you’ll know, she likely wants to be you mother and not really your lover.
#5 A Car’s Metaphor Is You
When this person gets angry, guess where they will show it?
#6 The Text Warning..
Yikes! No reason to put warnings into texts when pictures are worth a million words!
#7 Crazy Chicks
A guy saying this is like a gal saying she doesn’t prefer “bad boys”.
#8 Are Psycho Girls Hot?
Want hot sex and passion ALL with the right cool-headed girl? Good luck bro!
#9 Are You Mr. Right?
Omg, gotta give it to her. . . at least she’s being honest, BUT she lied about birth control? Do you hear an alarm? If not, you might be Mr. Right.
#10 Back Stamps
If she’s gonna advertise who she is, then there’s no confusion here, right?
From DiggyButtMuncher
