Boyfriend Logic
#1 Incognito Mode
Boyfriends are so considerate!
#2 When you’re mad..
“Maybe if I remind her that she loves me, I won’t be in trouble anymore!”
#3 Maybe a Powerpoint Will Work!
Seduction changes when he becomes your boyfriend.
#4 Sweet Talk (and only talk!)
“Maybe if I just say I’ll do romantic things I won’t actually have to be romantic!”
#5 Self Service
“Aww..babe, I’m sorry. I didn’t know you’d be home so early.”
#6 Well Played
Just buy wrinkle releaser spray…he’s won.
#7 Boobs Are Just As Fun For You!
BF’s seem to think boobs are just as fascinating to you as they are to them. Well, only on really good days.
#8 Poke Poke!
Be honest, this trick has worked on you. Those bastards.
#9 Massage Envy
Being a girlfriend is tough. Get a professional massage.
#10 I Got You a Present!
“Wow! A cool new toy!! Thank you!”
“Hey let me mess with your new toy. Just for a little while! I’m going to take it apart and make it better!”
From DiggyButtMuncher