Caught Having Sex With a Pool Raft…Again!

I’m at a loss for words here.

A man in Hamilton, Ohio was arrested for allegedly having sex with a pool raft on the side of the road. According to Fox19, this isn’t the first time either. Back in 2011, Edwin Tobergta was caught banging his neighbor’s pink raft in an alley. In 2013 he was arrested and charged with the same thing, WITH THE SAME RAFT! In 2002, Tobergta was charged with public indecency after pleasuring himself with a plastic pumpkin in the presence of children.

You can’t make this stuff up, folks.

But I love her!

But I love her!

As of press time, there are no comments from the Raft’s representatives.

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