Epic Safety Fails!
#1 Bucket List
This should be on everyone’s bucket list. #pun #notgoingtohelp
#2 Axe Spray
Axe body spray was not supposed work like this. Blood doesn’t smell very sensual, you know?
#3 Ladder Up!
Nope. You’re doing it wrong. That’s what they sell long painting rods for.
#4 Electricity Fail
He was a good man, a good father, and a good son. He will be missed. The other guy too.
#5 Bikers Gone Wild
It’s a good thing you have that helmet on! But just FYI, that helmet isn’t going to save your phone when you crash. Better get a case for it.
#6 Virus Protection
Looks like someone needs to update their software.
#7 Back Up, Son!
Normally that’s what the bike lane is for, but kudos for taking extra precautions.
#8 Leading the Way to Safety
We know we can depend on the Texas Department of Public Safety for all our safety needs!
#9 Heads Up
Heads up, bro: That plastic hat thing goes on your head, not your hair.
#10 Choking Hazard
You try to protect your eyes and you end up suffocating. We just can win in this life, can we?
