Girls on Facebook vs. Reality
#1 You Ain’t Foolin’ Nobody!
Come on, we all know what humans look like when they wake up, and you sure as hell aren’t a martian, are you?
#2 Men are Realer
Women are more conscious of their looks, that’s just how it is. But ladies, please, do NOT cake on makeup before snapping your profile pic, it doesn’t do you any favors.
#3 I See Monsters!
Charlize on the left, the murderous hooker she played in Monster on the right. The perfect metaphor for Facebook vs. reality if you ask us.
#4 Gamer Girls
Gamer girls, in our minds, are the sexiest woman you could ever possibly date. In reality, they are closer to your bros than your hos.
#5 Head Shot
Cropping is the tool most frequently used by women before posting a picture on The ‘Book, fact.
#6 I Kneed Some More Cleavage
We want more cleavage, not more kneevage! Women, stop playing tricks on us, our hearts can’t take it any more!
#7 Again?
The knee/boobs trick is apparently gaining steam,but all you are doing is setting us up to be colossally disappointed in your actual rack, so who is the joke really on?
#8 Not So Smooth Now, Huh?
A keyboard allows our confidence to skyrocket, after all we can make ourselves into whoever we want to be. At a BBQ, you are just the average, chunky, aspiring accountant with below average looks.
#9 Face* Makeup
We are pretty sure this meme is talking about makeup you put on your face, but the photo editing women do to their Facebook photos to make them look more flattering should also be called Face Makeup.
#10 Ho Ho Ho
As much as we like the Christmas themed colors, she is bigger than our house! Preggers, schmeggers, let your bloated pregnant self flaunt it for all of Facebook to see!
