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Man Starts Fire Trying to Kill Spider

Please note that the following is not an episode of Beavis & Butthead.

A man from the Seattle area set his home ablaze after trying to kill an unwelcome 8 legged invader with fire. The man noticed the spider in the laundry home of his rental, and decided that the best course of action would be to rig up a homemade flame thrower using a lighter and a can of spray paint, and burning it.

A bit much dude. Don't ya think?

Dude, a bit much. Don’t ya think?

According to KOMOnews, it will cost over $40,000 to repair the house, and another $20,000 to replace or repair the contents of the home.

Collateral damage in the war against arachnids.

Collateral damage in the war against arachnids.

To make matters worst, firefighters had to battle the blaze from a distance after learning that the house was full of ammunition. This story just keeps getting better, doesn’t it? And after all is said and done, KOMOnews reported the following:

A legend among spider.

A legend among spiders.

Next time, I suggest using a rolled up newspaper. Less expensive, and it won’t leave you homeless.

 

 

 

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Fossilized Poop To Be Auctioned Off

No one has ever been more excited about poop than the good people of auction house I.M.Chait. This poop isn’t your run of the mill post burrito-binge deuce drop. You’d be excited too if the poop you were auctioning off was fossilized dino dung that’s expected to auction off for somewhere between $4,000 to $10,000 on July 26th.

Set of 5 expected to go for $4k to $6k.

Chicken nuggets anyone? Set of 5 expected to go for $4k

 

That is one healthy sample. I bid $10k!

That is one healthy sample. I bid $10k!

If you want in on this action and happen to be in the Beverly Hills area, feel free to stop by. I had another poop joke, but it wouldn’t come out. Click here to see their press release for more info.