From Opposing Views
We wonder if this pickup line has ever worked for anybody?
As appetizing as “penis” butter snickers sound, it looks like a mistake.
“PS – You could stand to lose a few pounds.” – WOW
Beyond having OCD, this person is a bad tipper. One cent, really?
Are waitresses allowed to swear on a bill? Well, if the customer is as high as f%$k, then maybe.
Some restaurant patrons don’t want to think after dinner, or are incapable after too much vino, so they just let the waitress, or computer, do the math for their tip.
This patron got several unknown discounts. We would love to get a receipt like this!
If you want a discount at a restaurant, maybe try using a pillow to pretend to be pregnant.
If your kids are well behaved, you might get a discount.
A great way to leave a bad tip, pastor.