Craziest Restaurant Receipts
#1 Crude
We wonder if this pickup line has ever worked for anybody?
#2 Check Your Spelling
As appetizing as “penis” butter snickers sound, it looks like a mistake.
#3 So Mean
“PS – You could stand to lose a few pounds.” – WOW
#4 OCD Tipper
Beyond having OCD, this person is a bad tipper. One cent, really?
#5 High As A Kite
Are waitresses allowed to swear on a bill? Well, if the customer is as high as f%$k, then maybe.
#6 You Do The Math
Some restaurant patrons don’t want to think after dinner, or are incapable after too much vino, so they just let the waitress, or computer, do the math for their tip.
#7 How You Rank
This patron got several unknown discounts. We would love to get a receipt like this!
#8 Discount For Being Pregnant
If you want a discount at a restaurant, maybe try using a pillow to pretend to be pregnant.
#9 Pays To Have Well Behaved Kids
If your kids are well behaved, you might get a discount.
#10 You Don’t Get More Than God
A great way to leave a bad tip, pastor.
