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WTF Car Problems

#1 Solutions, Solutions

Smart Cars are nice because of their sky high gas milage, but it is the ability to tip them over with one hand that makes them the hottest car on the planet.

#2 I’m Melting!

Much like the Wicked Witch, CEOs and their Mercedes do melt when they get exposed to excessive amounts of direct sunlight. Fact.

#3 There’s Your Problem!

Is that supposed to be there? Interesting work you’ve done under the hood here, how much snakepower does this baby got?

#4 That’s One Way to Do It

The Geico Gecko can save you 15% if you’re lucky, but hit and run gets you off for free. If 10 years in prison is your definition of free, that is.

#5 We Feel Ya

If you have ever gone to a large public university or Disney world, you know how this chick feels. Cry your eyes out baby girl, lord knows we have.

#6 #RaceCarProblems

Having a race car to have problems with is such a first world problem it is not even funny. Yes, even this clunker would be a luxury in a bunch of countries, believe it or not.

#7 Still Runs!

Give the owner of blue stallion here credit, this car looks pretty sharp for a ’99 Honda. But really, why put that much money into a ’99 Honda?

#8 Hard Working Harry

The NYC rat race can be brutal for Ivy League grads living tooth and nail in order to climb up the corporate ladder. You don’t need a car in the city, amateur move!

#9 Check the Car Facts

Old faithful here was probably a sight to see back in 1957, but its heyday has come and gone. Take it off Craigslist, let it die a peaceful death.

#10 The Purrfect Driver

Wow, this cat can really drive! Stay in your lane kitty kat!

12 Plastic Surgeries Gone Wrong

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#1 Surgeries Gone Wrong. Very Wrong

#2 Donatella Versace

#3 Jocelyn Wildenstein

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Craziest Restaurant Receipts

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#1 Crude

We wonder if this pickup line has ever worked for anybody?

#2 Check Your Spelling

As appetizing as “penis” butter snickers sound, it looks like a mistake.

#3 So Mean

“PS – You could stand to lose a few pounds.” – WOW

#4 OCD Tipper

Beyond having OCD, this person is a bad tipper. One cent, really?

#5 High As A Kite

Are waitresses allowed to swear on a bill? Well, if the customer is as high as f%$k, then maybe.

#6 You Do The Math

Some restaurant patrons don’t want to think after dinner, or are incapable after too much vino, so they just let the waitress, or computer, do the math for their tip.

#7 How You Rank

This patron got several unknown discounts. We would love to get a receipt like this!

#8 Discount For Being Pregnant

If you want a discount at a restaurant, maybe try using a pillow to pretend to be pregnant.

#9 Pays To Have Well Behaved Kids

If your kids are well behaved, you might get a discount.

#10 You Don’t Get More Than God

A great way to leave a bad tip, pastor.