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Instagram vs. Reality

#1 Shaky Cam

This is what happened exactly three seconds after she got this shot. Worth it!

#2 Just Woke Up Like This

Girl, nobody wakes up like that! Not even when you were young and well-rested!

#3 Model to Meg

It’s incredible the lengths we go through to look perfect on Instagram, but the reality is well, not much to look at.

#4 Hang Ten

You look like a pro athlete on your Instagram. In reality, you’ve seen little kids with better skills than you.

#5 On Screen Vs. In Person

On Instagram that makeup looked hot, but in reality, she looks just like Mimi!

#6 Sprinkle Lips

This is guaranteed to not be sexy in real life at all. There’s your proof!

#7 Hanging with the GF

Man, you could have at least painted the nails on the other hand. Have some self-respect!

#8 Wet Hair Shot

Honestly, the first one isn’t as sexy as it is impressive, so don’t worry about it girl!

#9 Infinity Signs

Girls, you should probably go ahead and spend another year or two at cheer camp.

#10 Big and Small

Don’t trust the size of anything you see on Instagram. It’s always false!

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10 Examples of Facebook Getting Weird

#1 Doing Homework?

She’s at the school’s library for goodness sake, this is what they do there now. Nope.

#2 For ‘Safety’ Reasons..

A friend: “isn’t that what they put on small things”? Give that friend a medal!!

 

#3 Attention Wh*res

Right. . . Why would someone want friends to know she’s in the shower? ATTENTION.

#4 Family On Facebook

More times than not, a public shaming will come from family. Worse thing is family is family, and you can’t ‘offend’. . . especially Granny.

 

#5 The Drama Queen

The drama queen is a queen and don’t you ever try to out “queen” her.

#6 Obsessed Girlfriend?

Through our Facebook feed, we keep in touch with the pulse of culture. . . good, bad and plain WEIRD.

 

#7 Public Embarrassment

Facebook is kinda like school for some who apparently didn’t go to school.

#8 Google Search Please..

Too bad it’s a conflict of interest for Facebook to explain how to use Google search in their “settings”. It would save a lot of grief and embarrassment.

 

#9 Getting ‘Owned’

What’s a bullseye target for getting “owned”? Sentimentality.

#10 Facebook Boring?

A gauge to knowing when friends are getting bored, is when your posts begin to get punked.