#1 Doing Homework?
She’s at the school’s library for goodness sake, this is what they do there now. Nope.
#2 For ‘Safety’ Reasons..
A friend: “isn’t that what they put on small things”? Give that friend a medal!!
#3 Attention Wh*res
Right. . . Why would someone want friends to know she’s in the shower? ATTENTION.
#4 Family On Facebook
More times than not, a public shaming will come from family. Worse thing is family is family, and you can’t ‘offend’. . . especially Granny.
#5 The Drama Queen
The drama queen is a queen and don’t you ever try to out “queen” her.
#6 Obsessed Girlfriend?
Through our Facebook feed, we keep in touch with the pulse of culture. . . good, bad and plain WEIRD.
#7 Public Embarrassment
Facebook is kinda like school for some who apparently didn’t go to school.
#8 Google Search Please..
Too bad it’s a conflict of interest for Facebook to explain how to use Google search in their “settings”. It would save a lot of grief and embarrassment.
#9 Getting ‘Owned’
What’s a bullseye target for getting “owned”? Sentimentality.
#10 Facebook Boring?
A gauge to knowing when friends are getting bored, is when your posts begin to get punked.
