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#1 Shaky Cam

This is what happened exactly three seconds after she got this shot. Worth it!

#2 Just Woke Up Like This

Girl, nobody wakes up like that! Not even when you were young and well-rested!

#3 Model to Meg

It’s incredible the lengths we go through to look perfect on Instagram, but the reality is well, not much to look at.

#4 Hang Ten

You look like a pro athlete on your Instagram. In reality, you’ve seen little kids with better skills than you.

#5 On Screen Vs. In Person

On Instagram that makeup looked hot, but in reality, she looks just like Mimi!

#6 Sprinkle Lips

This is guaranteed to not be sexy in real life at all. There’s your proof!

#7 Hanging with the GF

Man, you could have at least painted the nails on the other hand. Have some self-respect!

#8 Wet Hair Shot

Honestly, the first one isn’t as sexy as it is impressive, so don’t worry about it girl!

#9 Infinity Signs

Girls, you should probably go ahead and spend another year or two at cheer camp.

#10 Big and Small

Don’t trust the size of anything you see on Instagram. It’s always false!

#1 You Ain’t Foolin’ Nobody!

Come on, we all know what humans look like when they wake up, and you sure as hell aren’t a martian, are you?

#2 Men are Realer

Women are more conscious of their looks, that’s just how it is. But ladies, please, do NOT cake on makeup before snapping your profile pic, it doesn’t do you any favors.

#3 I See Monsters!

Charlize on the left, the murderous hooker she played in Monster on the right. The perfect metaphor for Facebook vs. reality if you ask us.

#4 Gamer Girls

Gamer girls, in our minds, are the sexiest woman you could ever possibly date. In reality, they are closer to your bros than your hos.

#5 Head Shot

Cropping is the tool most frequently used by women before posting a picture on The ‘Book, fact.

#6 I Kneed Some More Cleavage

We want more cleavage, not more kneevage! Women, stop playing tricks on us, our hearts can’t take it any more!

#7 Again?

The knee/boobs trick is apparently gaining steam,but all you are doing is setting us up to be colossally disappointed in your actual rack, so who is the joke really on?

#8 Not So Smooth Now, Huh?

A keyboard allows our confidence to skyrocket, after all we can make ourselves into whoever we want to be. At a BBQ, you are just the average, chunky, aspiring accountant with below average looks.

#9 Face* Makeup

We are pretty sure this meme is talking about makeup you put on your face, but the photo editing women do to their Facebook photos to make them look more flattering should also be called Face Makeup.

#10 Ho Ho Ho

As much as we like the Christmas themed colors, she is bigger than our house! Preggers, schmeggers, let your bloated pregnant self flaunt it for all of Facebook to see!

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