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Clean Up Your Life With These 10 Brilliantly Simple Hacks

#1 Vinegar + baking soda = super clean diswasher

When you run your next load of dishes, place a (dishwasher safe!) cup of white vinegar on the top rack and add baking soda to the bottom rack and door. Run the dishwasher (use detergent like normal), and the combination will not only help the dishes get clean, but the dishwasher itself will be clean as well!

#2 Vinegar + baking soda = awesome

It was awesome when you made volcanoes with it as a kid, and it’s also awesome for more practical purposes. The classic acid/base reaction can be used to clean tons of things around your house, plus it’s safe and cheap.

#3 Clean Wooden or Bamboo cutting boards with lemon and salt

Lemons are your friend, too! Sprinkle wooden boards down coarse salt and run with a cut lemon. Rinse without soap and dry.

#4 Lemons for hard water stains

The acid in lemon juice dissolves the calcium that leaves the spotty hard water stains. If it’s a really tough one, you can add salt to the lemon and rub with that.

#5 Ammonia cleans an oven just by being ammonia

Make sure your oven is completely cold before trying this one, okay? Close half a cup of ammonia in a bowl in your oven overnight and the fumes will loosen the gunk so that you can simply wipe it down the next day.

#6 Use foil to clean glass cookware

Just crumple up a piece of foil to remove baked-on crud from glass cookware. The foil will have a surface similar to steel wool, but will be easier on your hands. It’s also a good way to get some use out of foil scraps you can’t reuse.

#7 Chalk for grease stain removal

Before throwing the clothes in the wash, rub grease stains with chalk. The chalk dust will absorb the grease, and then it will all be rinsed away in the wash.

#8 Use Play-Doh to clean up glitter

Simply press onto loose glitter to pick it up. As a bonus, you now have glittery Play-Doh.

#9 Use a squeegee to de-fuzz a carpet

It yanks the hair right out and collects it into easy-to-collect (if kinda gross) clumps.

#10 Clean makeup brushes with baby shampoo

Simply wash, rinse, and blot to see if there’s any makeup remaining. When they’re clean, hang them upside down to dry so water doesn’t collect in the handle

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10 Most Disturbing Text Message Fails!

#1 Absolutely Not

This is not ok, under any circumstance.

#2 LOL WTF?

This is a fun game, only if you know it’s a game.

#3 Line, Crossed

Pretty gross tbh.

#4 Not A Cute Female, I Think

Bubble has been bursted.

#5 Busted!

That awkward time you caught your gf cheating on you, accidentally.

#6 REJECTED

AND no, it’s not your phone.

#7 This Is Not A Cat

But you should stop sending these pics anyway.

#8 No Mom, NO!

This is never ok, no matter how close you are!

#9 Moms And Typos

Things can get very awkward, very fast.

#10 WTF DUDE?

Firs of all, you should never tell a girl she needs to lose weight. Second, don’t knock her up.

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10 Things Girls Always Lie About

#1 The 5 Indisputable Lies

Women are a proud sex, and there are certain things they just will not admit, no matter how wrong they are. These five lines are guaranteed lies.

#2 And She Lied….

Memes are not always true, but they are true like 95% of the time. This is one of those ninety five percent-ers.

#3 The Facebook Trail Don’t Lie

Facebook is like an all-seeing, all-knowing goddess of truth. Lie to me and I will check your Facebook for confirmation!

#4 Girl Compliments = Lies

This is not always true. If your best friend compliments you, you can safely assume she is not blowing smoke. If your bitter rival compliments you, it means the opposite.

#5 Bull Shark!

We are going to call bull shark anytime a chick tells us she has slept with one guy. You are either repulsive, which you clearly are not, or lying to us to cover your wake of dudes that you have banged.

#6 SO Many Vitamins

Leave it to Jenna Marbles to call out the weave wearers and the extension exhibitionists. There is nothing wrong with it, just don’t tell us your hair is real.

#7 I LOVE My Job!

Women, like we said, are very proud. Being unhappy is a sign of weakness. So no, she does not hate her job as the diaper disposal specialist at the local day care, she loves it in fact!

#8 The 5 Minute Mark

“in 5 Minutes” to a woman translates into “whenever the hell I feel like it”. So when she tells you she will be there “in 5 minutes”, you can translate what she really means.

#9 Batter Low, You are Boring

Getting off of the phone with a shnoozer of a friend or try-hard guy can be quite easy for a woman. All she has to do it lie…

#10 Girls Get Out of EVERYTHING

A chick has many advantages in life, and if you thought menstruating was a bad thing then you better think again. It is a permanent, ready-made excuse for practically any quandary.

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10 Cheap Meal Life Hacks

#1 Cool Ranch Seasoning

Because why should that delicious flavor be limited to tortilla chips?

#2 Saving Avocados

Using lemon slices will help you keep your avocados fresh.

#3 Drip-Free PB&J

Don’t waste any of that tasty jelly, make a peanut butter barrier and fill the center with jam.

#4 Fresh Cake

Keep cakes moist by placing a piece of bread on top overnight.

#5 Ice Cream Sandwich

Don’t waste money buying ice cream sandwiches when you can just make some at home.

#6 Toasted Bread

Up the quality of any sandwich by using your toaster to bring it all together.

#7 Yogurt Replacement

Need to make your food supplies spread further? Yogurt can replace everything and help you save some money.

#8 Lasting Bananas

Wrap the top of your bananas with plastic wrap and get them to last four to five days longer.

#9 Buck Menu Blowout

Get a double cheeseburger and a spicy chicken sandwich from McDonalds and you’ll have a very filling meal for two bucks!

#10 Pizza Omelet

Have a leftover slice of pizza and want to make it go a litter further? Pizza omelet!

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Funniest Facebook Fails

Sometimes Facebook is just too entertaining!

 

#1 She’s so Strogn

Guessing her friend’s name isn’t really “Angle” either. Who needs to spell properly anyway?

#2 Nice Pair

Sure, she’s playing dumb (we hope) but she didn’t post this to show off her sunglasses.

 

#3 Pre-Owned

Um… no thank you! That’s easily one of the nastiest posts that’s ever happened.

#4 Is This a Joke?

Let’s hope this is a joke, otherwise let’s hope the thieves clean him out.

 

#5 All the Attention

EVERYBODY has people like this on their page. It’s Facebook, not therapy.

#6 Eye Q

Some people just can’t be bothered with those little details like proper grammar…

 

#7 The Ol’ Switcheroo

That’s 10 points to mom and dad, zero for their semi-alcoholic kid!

#8 Things that Don’t Break

This is a pretty great list of things that won’t get broken if dropped on the floor. In fact, a heart would probably survive too.

 

#9 Flames of Jesus

You know what, that guy has a really good point. Maybe Jesus is trying to help the guy turn it around?

#10 A Woman’s Place

The only thing that beats a mother with a smart mouth is a mother with a smart mouth who follows her kids’ updates on Facebook.

 

 

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Signs Made Better With Vandalism

#1 Bad Babies?

Apparently, this baby is so guilty..

#2 Professor X Is In The Toilet

If you’re an X-Men fan you’ll get this modified toilet sign.

#3 Giving The Finger

This sign doesn’t like us or anyone else for that matter..

#4 Graffiti Artist

Guess who left his signature on this London street? Banksy!

 

#5 Having Jazz Hands

If only we could look so cool and “jazzy” when we fall down in public!

#6 ‘Do Not Enter’ OR ‘London Calling’?

There’s nothing that says, “do not” on this defaced sign. . . Instead it says “YES, The Clash and rock ‘n roll lives!”

 

#7 Choking?

Don’t worry Darth Vader will lend you his voice box.

#8 For Bacon Lovers

The love of bacon is everywhere these days, even here in the bathroom.

 

#9 Superhero Signs

Evidence that Superheros really do existed are seen about town. “Caution. . . Batman is here”

#10 ‘Gadget Legs’?

Can’t tell if this is a legit sign Or English lost in translation? But we get the picture..

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People Who Are Failing At Life

#1 McDonald’s Tat

Let just hope her love of “McDonalds”, doesn’t have that tat on her backside end-up twice as big..

#2 Godly Tats

Thankfully God forgives. . . even for typos. BUT will you, when you figure “it” out?

 

#3 Central Park, NYC

Central Park never ceases to surprise OR shock! You never know where that fountain spout has been!

#4 Red Bull Girls: Fuel Efficient

Red Bull Girls are more than just a pretty face, they have the skills it takes to entertain people..

 

#5 Mom Drives Sometimes

Mom always gets lost, so she decided to follow the road divider home.

#6 Post-Feminism

Perhaps this is the reason why feminism is not as active today? . . “No and Yes” are starting to sound like “Maybe”..

 

#7 Once A Beauty

We can tell she was ONCE a looker. . . Still she’s a looker but a scary one at best..

#8 Robbery Masks

They thought a “Sharpie” mask would make for a “sharp” idea. . . were they drunk? Sadly nope.

 

#9 Dad’s Day With The Kids

Doggie murder was not on the agenda here, but we don’t think Dad even had an agenda.

#10 Going On Holiday

In some countries, families do their best to include EVERYONE. . . even if that means “losing” one in the process.

 

 

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Hilarious Photobombs

Yep, people are still photobombing and it’s still funny. You’ll never believe which celebs we caught photobombing!

 

#1 Life’s A Beach

Talk about extremes! The lovely girl in the front of this picture has no idea what dwerp face in the back is up to. And what’s up with her bikini? Did a rogue wave set it askew?

There’s so much to comment on we’re almost at a loss for words. A nice day at the beach has become internet fodder. We’d love to see the girl in front’s reaction to this pic. Can you say scene stealer?

#2 This Guy Is Nuts

This little Squirrel made his debut in Banff, Canada when some tourists where trying to get a picture of the beautiful scenery. They named him Nuts, and he became an internet sensation.

Applications popped up where you could “Squirrelize” your own pictures with this little photobombing rodent. The look on his face is pretty priceless. We just wouldn’t want to mess with this little guy as he looks like he could chew a mean hole in your pants pocket- looking for nuts, of course.

 

#3 Is That Stephen Hawking?!

In what may be the celeb photobomb to beat them all, this guy appears to have renowned physicist Stephen Hawking in the background of this pic. What a cool image of one of the greatest minds of our world.

He should probably be in the forefront of the picture, but we’ll let this guy have it, even though he looks like he should be in a J Crew ad instead. I wonder what Stephen is thinking right now… Who is this guy taking my picture? Or why does the universe keep expanding?

#4 Dog Gone Great Reaction

This pup ain’t no fool. He know’s where the action’s at and where to see and be seen. Well he’s doing a bit of both there, next to these lovely ladies’ posteriors.

I bet he can’t wait to go home and tell the boys what he’s been up to. Talk about the cat that ate the canary. Now all he needs is those girls to turn around and see how adorable he is so he can lap up all the attention. Good boy.

 

#5 Jesse Tyler Photobomb

These days celebrities are just so put together. They’re almost robotic. That’s why it’s so nice to see Jesse Tyler Ferguson of Modern Family photobombing the insanely gorgeous duo of Mirando Kerr and Orlando Bloom.

Could these two be any more perfect? Way to bring things back down to earth Jesse. We also would have accepted mooning Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, or pretending to stick your tongue in Katie Couric’s Ear. We could all use a bit more silliness like this, especially the beautiful ones.

#6 A Fishy Photo Op

They say timing is everything, and this little fish has got it down. He reminds of us the little mermaid who always wondered what it would be like to be human. “Maybe if I stick my face on a human body, I’ll know what it feels like.”

Maybe not little dude, but you certainly have made this snorkeling pic a lot more fun. Thanks for bringing along all your other fishy friends too. Now grab Flounder and Sebastian the crab and we’ll have a little photobombing party under the sea.

 

#7 A Visitor Drops In

Animal photobombs are pretty great because they are unintended and naturally funny. Take this little furry friend. He decided to drop in on a group shot and livened things up.

That wet little nose and innocent eyes draw us in for a good look. How did he know just the right moment to drop by? Could be coincidence or maybe we don’t give our animal friends enough credit. He reminds us of that meerkat character from the Lion King.
If only this guy could talk and tell us his timing secret.

#8 A Photo At the Zoo

A day at the zoos turns epic when this family decides to take a picture in front of two amorous giraffes. At least the little guy is facing away from this scene.

We’d love to watch daddy try to explain that one. “They are just play fighting,” would be our answer pick. I suppose the zoo is as good a place as any to learn about the birds and the bees. And at such a large scale. These gentle giants make procreating look pretty awkward. Almost as awkward as trying to explain it to your 3 year old.

 

#9 Just the Right Angle

Sometimes you have to get creative to make a photo really interesting. This military guy gets it right by positioning himself in just the right place to give the illusion that he’s eating his fellow soldiers dropping out of a helicopter.

He should have rethought the position of his hat though. Looks a wee bit suggestive. Perhaps this was the look he was going for? Either way his efforts make for an entertaining photo. We just hope he wasn’t supposed to be doing something more important at this moment.

#10 I Do!

I guess the woman behind this couple wasn’t expecting to walk into such an intimate moment during her Disney tour. Judging by the look on her face, she’s pretty surprised. And how great/ random is it that she’s wearing a tiara?

Too bad this couple’s moment was foiled by background hilarity. At least they’ll have a good chuckle over it. Is it weird that the background stranger seems more excited than the woman being proposed to? Hopefully she said yes. Oh the magic of Disney.