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Man Starts Fire Trying to Kill Spider

Please note that the following is not an episode of Beavis & Butthead.

A man from the Seattle area set his home ablaze after trying to kill an unwelcome 8 legged invader with fire. The man noticed the spider in the laundry home of his rental, and decided that the best course of action would be to rig up a homemade flame thrower using a lighter and a can of spray paint, and burning it.

Dude, a bit much. Don’t ya think?

According to KOMOnews, it will cost over $40,000 to repair the house, and another $20,000 to replace or repair the contents of the home.

Collateral damage in the war against arachnids.

To make matters worst, firefighters had to battle the blaze from a distance after learning that the house was full of ammunition. This story just keeps getting better, doesn’t it? And after all is said and done, KOMOnews reported the following:

A legend among spiders.

Next time, I suggest using a rolled up newspaper. Less expensive, and it won’t leave you homeless.

Caught Having Sex With a Pool Raft…Again!

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I’m at a loss for words here.

A man in Hamilton, Ohio was arrested for allegedly having sex with a pool raft on the side of the road. According to Fox19, this isn’t the first time either. Back in 2011, Edwin Tobergta was caught banging his neighbor’s pink raft in an alley. In 2013 he was arrested and charged with the same thing, WITH THE SAME RAFT! In 2002, Tobergta was charged with public indecency after pleasuring himself with a plastic pumpkin in the presence of children.

You can’t make this stuff up, folks.

But I love her!

As of press time, there are no comments from the Raft’s representatives.

Town Officer Suspected of stealing panties from son’s girlfriend.

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And our newest member to the Creep Club is…! An official from Millersburg, Indiana has been charged with two counts of conversion (which is a class A misdemeanor) for admittedly stealing panties from his son’s girlfriend, who lives in his house.

Sir, I'm gonna need to confiscate those undies.

Ma’am, I’m gonna need to confiscate those panties.

The victim, who refused to be indentified noticed something was wrong when she noticed a bag of her panties peeking out of a safe belonging to 59 year old town marshal David Hathaway. She confronted Hathaway with the support of her boyfriend, to which Hathaway responded by claiming it was a joke.

The victim later found a pair of wet, and crumbled up panties under her bed which led to her and her boyfriend to set up a hidden camera in their room. Images from the camera showed Hathaway entering the room and picking up a pair of panties that were left on the floor, putting them against his face and inhaling deeply. He then placed it back on the floor, grabbed another pair and left.

I think I saw a movie like this. Doesn’t end well.

Hathaway admited to having a panty fetish and is seeking help for the problem, according to a detective being interviewed by Fox28.com.

The crime is punishable by up to a year in jail and a fine of up to $5,000, according to the Elkhart County Prosecutor.

Japan’s Most Famous School Girl

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Ah yes! Japan. Home of the weirdest porn and food that still crawls. You’d think that we’d no longer be surprise at the eccentricities of their unique culture. Well, meet Hideaki Kobayashi. Put him in a robe and he’d look like a sensei from 18th century Japan. However, that’s not his attire of choice. You won’t find Kobayashi rocking a suit and tie either. You can forget about t-shirts and jeans. Kobayashi is most comfortable in what has made him a very popular personality. School girl uniforms.

Yup.

Paint me like one of your French girls!

Kobayashi, a computer engineer and photographer by day started dressing as a school girl about three years ago, debuting at an art and design event. As he’s grown more comfortable with his own appearance, he has become more open with his intentions. His reasoning behind the get up? Kobayashi says “Japan society is about conforming to other people, I just want to wear something cute.”

Werk that camera!

Despite challenging gender norms, Kobayashi says he is a heterosexual male. He loves women, and does not consider himself to be a woman. He just likes to dress as a school girl.

Please don’t lift the skirt.

Despite the negative feedback he receives on the streets, mostly by other men, Kobayashi has become quite the internet celebrity, mostly among young girls who want to take pictures with him. One prep school has even hired him to teach teens to think for themselves.

Click here for original article from HuffPo.

Boy With 232 Teeth Undergoes Surgery

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That must’ve been one killer smile! A boy in India went to the hospital complaining about painful swelling on the right side of his mouth. He noticed the problem over a year prior but doctors in his village weren’t able to make a proper diagnosis.

Gonna have to find a new nickname. “Jaws” no longer fits.

When teenager, Ashik Gavai finally head out to Mumbai to see a professional, doctors discovered the problem and immediately carried out on a 7 hour long operation. According to one of the surgeons, Dr. Sunanda Dhiware, the condition was diagnosed as a “complex composite odontoma where a single gum forms lots of teeth”. He compared the condition to a benign tumor.

Can I keep them? They’d go great with my gallstone collection!

According to the doctor, they couldn’t extract the teeth through surgical methods so they resorted to using a basic hammer and chisel to cut open the gum (not joking!). Once opened, little “little pear-like teeth started coming out, one by one”. In the end, doctors took out a total of 232 teeth!

This is like something out of a nightmare!

Ashik now has just 28 teeth, and once recovered will receive caps to fill in the places where they removed teeth. He will require regular follow up visits to make sure the condition doesn’t return.

Original article can be found at Buzzfeed.

Fossilized Poop To Be Auctioned Off

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No one has ever been more excited about poop than the good people of auction house I.M.Chait. This poop isn’t your run of the mill post burrito-binge deuce drop. You’d be excited too if the poop you were auctioning off was fossilized dino dung that’s expected to auction off for somewhere between $4,000 to $10,000 on July 26th.

Chicken nuggets anyone? Set of 5 expected to go for $4k

That is one healthy sample. I bid $10k!

If you want in on this action and happen to be in the Beverly Hills area, feel free to stop by. I had another poop joke, but it wouldn’t come out. Click here to see their press release for more info.

Divorce Cakes the Latest Trend

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Getting divorced is never a pleasant ordeal, but don’t tell that to the people celebrating the occasion. “Just Divorced” cakes seem to have become the latest trend, and if that wasn’t enough, the cakes seem to have been taken to another level of goriness (is that even a word?).

Break my heart, I break your wallet.

No longer is divorce a badge of shame, now it seems to have turned into a celebratory occasion, and why wouldn’t it be? You just made it out of a toxic relationship in one piece! Get out, start over, and order yourself a cake with an effigy of your decapitated ex mounted on top! Good times!

Um, that’s not the bouqet!

Despite the decapitated grooms, and gunslinging couples on top of cakes, even bakers have a line they won’t cross. One baker refused to put “F*ck you, loser” on one of his confectionary pieces citing that it was “Crossing the line”. I imagine he said that while baking a “murder your ex” cake.

So romantic. He’s teaching her to fly!

If you’re gonna celebrate, might as well go all out!

Salud to the Mirror for the original article.

Arrested Over Vagina Kayak

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Quick tip: Don’t pass around images of your nether regions if you’re in Japan. Probably something Japanese artist Megumi Igarashi, who goes by the alias Rokudenashiko, should have considered before crowdfunding a project to build a kayak molded after her own vagina!

Rokudenashiko with her Vagina-Kayak

Apparently, Japan has a law making it illegal to display, sell, or distribute obscene images, a law the 42 year old Igarashi broke when she emailed 3D images of her scanned vagina to over 30 contributors of her “Pussy-Boat” project.

In the very conservative Japanese culture, women’s privates aren’t spoken about, often referred to as “Asako” (translated as “Down there”), while Igarashi refers to it as “Manko” (Pussy) as a way to fight the taboo. There is, however, no taboo for the male genitalia.

This isn’t the artist’s first project. Igarashi seems to have a theme going with other pieces, like dioramas,

Remote controlled cars,

Smartphone cases,

and yes, even Buddha statues!

Igarashi intends on creating more “Manka” inspired art. Future projects include a bed, a door, and even a car! There is a petition filed through Change.org to release the artist and to remove this law, before they send Igarashi up the river. Too soon?

Showerhead Girlfriend

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We get it, dating is hard: Tinder is a minefield of potential creepiness, blind dates still carry that whole “I might be murdered” risk factor, and getting out of the friend-zone is like finding a funny episode of “Dads”: it’s impossible.

But now the “finding love” situation is so dire, one guy apparently decided to turn his shower head into a real woman — and by “real” we mean a super, creepy plastic doll.